ivyroselevan

but ive never had a nose job nor have i had lip injections...
my nose it quiet funny really.. one side is different from the other... my right side my nose is curved in and points up, my left side its almost pointed downward and no curve or arch just straight. i guess cus its a little crooked? but no ive never had a nose job, just depends on which angle you catch me at.
my lips thank you very much... are REAL. I REAPEAT REAL. does it really look like ive had lip injections? i always think of sebastian from the little mermaid or goldie hahn. hah gimme a break guys. if i were to get plastic surgery it would be lipo of my back fat cus we arent getting along anymore... and a breast reduction. ha.. plus if i ever get anything done, i would totally brag and not keep that shit a secret... silly

hello. ok so wow.
ive been getting a ridiculous amount of emails and messages asking me about my personal life, calling me a cheater, a slut, a slag (uk version on slut), fake, and going on and on and on and on and on and on and on asking me who im dating.
ZIP IT. (see austin powers)
privacy is something to cherish.. but it seems like im losing control over mine.
i dont mind pictures of myself posted everywhere because its only a stimulate for your imagination.. and to be honest im flattered. you'll never know my life entirely, so stop trying to paint your own picture. you just look silly.. and it makes me disappointed! you behave now!

a relationship is between two people, those two in the relationship are the only ones who will ever know whats really going on in their relationship.. kapeesh? there are ups and downs there are challenges and heart ache. but only the strongest survive.
and fuuuuuuuck are we strong.
so listening to outsiders is just a waste of energy... and pointless. its like chasing your tail..
ANOTHER THING
just because you take pictures with the opposite sex doesnt mean you are dating them or having sexual relations (say in Bill Clinton voice) with them.
are we not allowed to have friends with different private parts!!!!!! OMG WTF WE DONT HAVE THE SAME PEE PEE!!! WE MUST BE HUMPING!!!! grow up... i left high school a year early for a reason... not to revisit it every time i get on my computer.
also blogs arent always factual. if you think otherwise. you need to seek help. immediately. GO. NOW.
you never know when they could possibly be a joke that was caused by 1... 2.... many hits from the bottle.
especially if they are taken down the next day. ;-) *winky winky*

alrighty then. if you must carry on and want to know something just shoot me a message.

until next time my darlings xxxxxxxx

ps.
www.myspace.com/wearemadeinhell
and if you love me buy the ones with my face on them... and flaunt dat shiz all up on errr body who aint got one!!!
seriously..
GO BUY SOME SHURRRTZ!!!

is where when someone writes or fantasizes about something or someone for so long or is obsessed that they actually believe that its true. proof and reality is the only valid evidence.

lets just say that my heart rate has gone up to a record level high.
people are continuing to talk shizz and i know its just the fun part of life you have to deal with and get over.

BUT I WANA SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT!

being well versed in white magic..(black magic no good - google it) i know that people and beings have energy that has to remain balanced. so when you spite someone or speak/type/think something horrible about a person (unless they have done the same to you first) there needs to be balance so it will come back around to you in some shape or form. so beware little chit chatters gossip lovers and back stabbers. your time will come. thats not a threat, its a fact.

go on now, run your mouth.
xx


ps
ive also had a lot of people ask me if i was straight edge.
i was for 3 years. but decided i only live once and i want to experience things. :)
im not a chain smoker.
im not an alcoholic.
im not a druggie.
i am vegan.
i am an artist.
i am ivy.

ill try not to leave...
hehe
x

so here i am, im not dead.. well i take that back. s'ok... had first "band rehearsal" it was pretty rad. stay tuned for dates, im having my first LA show, and ill promise you this... you'll leave sweating aswell as me. yup. thats it. KISSKISS

check check one two..

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=145589

s'ok. lots of folks have been asking me for style advice.. and where i shop... what i wear.. etc etc.
so to make things a little easier to get an image when i explain my off the wall suggestions, i created a profile at polyvore.com and im making sets of outfits and collabs for you guys to check out. ill be updating and creating new style creations and weird ass mix ups. check it out, and if you have any request or suggestion dont be a stranger. later tator tot.

go here
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=837957

xxx
iv

type on.

yes the alien is back on US soil. i enjoyed the UK, and i cant wait to bare another 10 hour flight just to get right back over to that wonderous land. soon isnt soon enough. but i will be visiting the uk AGAIN soon after valentines day, going to have a romantic lovers vacation for holiday of hearts over here in hollywooohooowood. hope you havent erased my music from your brains and ears and where ever else it can be stored.. eeek.... no worries im still workin on it. lets just say im picky and started over. yikes i know. well well.. let me explain! I left virgin records simply because they werent doing SHIT. and im a shit doer. ew. to put it blunt. I just felt like we werent on the same page as far as image goes. Im still with tommy mottola (not like that you pervs, i aint mariah.. knock on wood) and we are putting together some more studio sessions to get the album done, and release this cotton pickin record ya'll before my next birthday, im gettin old. wrinkles are a bitch. so expect some crazy tunes, i can promise spectacular. FACT.

if you have any ideas or questions fill free to lock and load im armed and ready.

keep you screens clean and hearts mean..

type off.

xxxiv

 

 

im in it. go have a look.

this is blowing my mind. i havent been able to upload notta on this damn thing! is it just my luck, or are you having the same headache? help me out here for my sanity.. and your safety depends on it! im gona snap! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
navel out

go checker out.. ill post more.. so stay tuned baby..

what should i write about? you guys tell me what you find interesting, and ill do my best to uphold your exspectations (sp?)..
yeehaw.
x

its worse than snakes... on.. planes..
new vid go checker out!
x

pups! ive been a mess mess mess, getting my hair sorted.. hubby back in town, back in arms.. and running around like a 4k spriter on 3 redbulls in one gulp. pleese blog help me!!!
xxx
ps
missed ew

go add! go spread it like a virus! LIKE A FEVER! A SWEATY HOT ITCHY FEVER!
hah.. oh sheesh.

www.myspace.com/ivmusick

yay!
:)
ivx

that youve made banners... icons... photoshop fun doodles of ME :)
i wana see them! i want to use them! i want to tell you how great they are!!!
so send your creations to me babies!

ivylevan@yahoo.com

oh im so excited!!!
im gona go shower now, im not human at the mo... well like i never was to begin with ... so i guess im just a stinky alien. yikes...
ivxxx

i cannot figure out this friends re-arrange crap. can someone help me out, i drag and drop but when i save it doesnt do what i say damn nab it! and i want to put ppl who are on the bottom in the top but i can scroll down and drag and drop cus it just freaks out! HELP.
ivx

i wish i had a little sister so i could take her shopping and paint her nails and play dress up. NOT! actually id wana go swimming in the lake, climb trees and build mud mounds for us to ramp our bikes off of.
but i guess ill take what i can get..
i mean cats are nice, but they dont seem to fancy mac cosmetics as much as preteen girls do. nor do they know how to build mud mounds. they just poop and sleep and purrrr.. awww bless them.
*sigh*
ivx

i know theres rumors circulating, and im quite upset about them. more like im .. screaming like a kid on a roller coaster, pulling my hair out, and cursing to the gods. anyways..
i want to clear things up.
****NONE OF WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD or READ IS TRUE.
unless it comes from me personally and my own keyboard from my own mac book.

1. i havent, or ever will use someone for money, fame, or attention. i work my ass off.. i am well off in succeeding on my own. and would rather eat meat than leech onto others fortune. (hence why im vegan)
2. please do not judge me for any relationship ive been in.. past, present, or future.
3. not to say all men are the devil (cus ive caught an angel) .. but realise.. that most, they are ALL the same, no matter who or whatever their title is. THEY STILL ARE DUDES WITH DICKS.. dick being the operative word.

being a musican/model/actress in hollywood is a totally different world. A list B list C list we all flock together.
.. I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH, i am not some greedy gold digger out to use whoever for my own glory. i wasnt raised like that, and i have fucking pride.

if you are soo curious to know, just ask. i wont bite. its just a blog :)

thanks for putting up with my vent. i need some water...
xiv